Words4mHeart - Jokes http://www.words4mheart.com/ en Sat, 19 May 2012 18:32:15 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.words4mheart.com/images/styles/CrystalClean/misc/rss.png Words4mHeart - Jokes http://www.words4mheart.com/ Kahi Majeshir Vyakhya - Funny Marathi Definitions http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/2156-kahi-majeshir-vyakhya-funny-marathi-definitions.html Wed, 02 May 2012 10:24:18 GMT
Kaahi Majeshir Wyakhya



काही मजेशीर व्याख्या :-

अनुभव - सभ्य शब्दात मांडलेल्या चुका.

मोह - जो आवरला असता माणूस सुखी राहतो पण आवरला नाही तर अजून सुखी होतो.

शेजारी- तुमच्या स्वतःपेक्षा ज्याला तुमच्या आयुष्याची खडानखडा माहिती असते तो.

सुखवस्तू - वस्तुस्थितीत सुख मानणारा.

वक्तृत्व - मिनिटा दोन मिनिटात सांगून संपणारी कल्पना दोन तास घोळवणे. ]]> Jokes kejal http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/2156-kahi-majeshir-vyakhya-funny-marathi-definitions.html Whatever you give a woman, She will make greater..!!! http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/2101-whatever-you-give-woman-she-will.html Thu, 19 Apr 2012 20:23:12 GMT Truer Words Were Never Spoken Image: http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/4163/words4mheartcom20042012.jpg Image: http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/4163/words4mheartcom20042012.jpg *‘Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.. * *So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.’* Tags / Keywords :- Funny Quotes, Funny Quotes on Women, Quotes on Woman, Super woman Quote, Superwoman funny image, funny quote of the day
Truer Words Were Never Spoken




‘Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home..

If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal..

If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her..

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.’

Tags / Keywords :- Funny Quotes, Funny Quotes on Women, Quotes on Woman, Super woman Quote, Superwoman funny image, funny quote of the day
 ]]> Jokes saif http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/2101-whatever-you-give-woman-she-will.html Funny Cricket Shayri ... Zindagi Ek Cricket Hai http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/2066-funny-cricket-shayri-zindagi-ek-cricket.html Wed, 04 Apr 2012 09:43:23 GMT Funny Cricket Shayari Arz Kiya Hai... Zindagi ek Cricket Hai Image: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vq7fWNEsSyg/TaC5yHxMzlI/AAAAAAAAACE/Ak0PAOO5F6M/s640/205646_10150148672752770_548937769_6356706_4635410_n.jpg Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai Saari Dharti Khel Ka Maidaan Aur Us Pe Karmbhoomi Hi Pitch Hai Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai Aati Hai Sabki Baari But Just For Once Hai Hum Hi Is Khel Mein Khiladi Aur Humhi Audiance Hai Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai Naukri Milna To Chauka Lag Jaana Hai Par Chakka To Sidha Shaadi Ho Jaana Hai Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai Jeevan Ke Utar Chadav Ball Ki Inswing Aur Outswing Hai Lekin Sukh Dukh Ka Aana To Leg Break Aur Spinning Hai Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai Accident Ho Jaana Jaise Retired Hurt Ho Jaana Hai Per Kismat Ka Phootna To Lbw Ho Jaana Hai Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai Catch Out Hona Jaise Hatya Hai Par Run Out Hona To Atmhatya Hai Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai Hum To Bas Ek Chhote Se Shayar Hai Sab Kuch To Uske Haath Hai Jo Is Khel Ka Umpire Hai Image: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fc8IbkhxryI/TTp33C-iZYI/AAAAAAAAAlU/RrL6xfsZ4QE/s1600/funny-cricket-pictures-2.jpg
Funny Cricket Shayari
Arz Kiya Hai... Zindagi ek Cricket Hai



Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai
Saari Dharti Khel Ka Maidaan

Aur Us Pe Karmbhoomi Hi Pitch Hai
Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai

Aati Hai Sabki Baari But Just For Once Hai
Hum Hi Is Khel Mein Khiladi Aur Humhi Audiance Hai

Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai
Naukri Milna To Chauka Lag Jaana Hai

Par Chakka To Sidha Shaadi Ho Jaana Hai
Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai

Jeevan Ke Utar Chadav Ball Ki Inswing Aur Outswing Hai
Lekin Sukh Dukh Ka Aana To Leg Break Aur Spinning Hai

Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai
Accident Ho Jaana Jaise Retired Hurt Ho Jaana Hai

Per Kismat Ka Phootna To Lbw Ho Jaana Hai
Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai

Catch Out Hona Jaise Hatya Hai
Par Run Out Hona To Atmhatya Hai

Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai
Hum To Bas Ek Chhote Se Shayar Hai
Sab Kuch To Uske Haath Hai Jo Is Khel Ka Umpire Hai




]]> Jokes Aabheer http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/2066-funny-cricket-shayri-zindagi-ek-cricket.html <![CDATA[Conversation between Girl & Boy on 1st April ...]]> http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/2062-conversation-between-girl-boy-1st-april.html Sun, 01 Apr 2012 17:30:38 GMT


Conversation between Girl & Boy on 1st April ...

 Girl :- You're Cute !
Boy :- Really? @-):-/
Girl: April Fools!
Boy :- :-O :(
Girl :- :P :D
]]> Jokes sweetie http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/2062-conversation-between-girl-boy-1st-april.html Happiest day of your Life http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/2038-happiest-day-your-life.html Sun, 25 Mar 2012 19:25:29 GMT
Happiest day of your Life


"Congratulations my boy!" said the groom's uncle.
"I'm sure you'll look back and remember today as the happiest day of your life."

"But I'm not getting married until tomorrow," protested his nephew.

"I know," replied the uncle. "That's exactly what I mean."
]]> Jokes ajnabi http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/2038-happiest-day-your-life.html Why do Girls Remove Shoes? - Marathi Joke http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/2026-why-do-girls-remove-shoes-marathi.html Tue, 20 Mar 2012 17:18:14 GMT Muli chappal ka kadtat?

मुलांचे हृद्य एका पवित्र मंदिरासारखे
असते ..........
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म्हणून जर मुलाने , " आय लव यु "
म्हंटले ..............
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कि मुली लगेच " चप्पल " काढतात. :P ]]> Jokes Samir http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/2026-why-do-girls-remove-shoes-marathi.html Joke of the Day http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/1972-joke-day.html Fri, 09 Mar 2012 12:25:20 GMT Why was the lawyer studying the Bible right before he died? He was looking for loopholes! :P:D=)) Why was the lawyer studying the Bible right before he died?
He was looking for loopholes!

:P:D=)) ]]> Jokes aayan http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/1972-joke-day.html SriLankan Cricket Board asks UN Intervension against BCCI http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/1925-srilankan-cricket-board-asks-un-intervension.html Wed, 29 Feb 2012 10:25:35 GMT Breaking News: Sri Lankan cricket board asks UN to intervene in the inhuman massacre of Malinga yesterday (28th Feb 2012) at Hobart in Australia. BCCI replies to SRI LANKA : Bura na Mano,Kohli Hai ! Breaking News:

Sri Lankan cricket board asks UN to intervene in the inhuman massacre of Malinga yesterday (28th Feb 2012) at Hobart in Australia.

BCCI replies to SRI LANKA :

Bura na Mano,Kohli Hai ! ]]> Jokes Aabheer http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/1925-srilankan-cricket-board-asks-un-intervension.html Indian Brain.. !!! http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/1922-indian-brain.html Tue, 28 Feb 2012 09:19:37 GMT INDIAN BRAIN....!

Mathematician : How to write a 4 within 5 ?

Chinese : Is this a joke?
Japanese : Impossible!
American : The question ' s all wrong!
British : It ' s not found on the Internet

And the Indian: F(IV)E

This is the reason Indians are everywhere in the world: in finance, business, medicine, engineering.... anything to do with using both sides of the brain.

Be proud to be an INDIAN !!!


]]> Jokes Dia http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/1922-indian-brain.html Happy Perfume Day http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/1917-happy-perfume-day.html Fri, 24 Feb 2012 19:28:37 GMT Happy perfume day

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aisi mahak jo dewana bana de... :P:D ]]> Jokes impandey http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/1917-happy-perfume-day.html Why do you love me ? http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/1910-why-do-you-love-me.html Mon, 13 Feb 2012 19:59:32 GMT Why do you love me ? Image: http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/9213/words4mheartcom14022012.jpg Wife: Do you love me just because my father left a lot of money for me? . . . . . Husband: Not-at-all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.
Why do you love me ?


Wife: Do you love me just because my father left a lot of money for me?

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Husband: Not-at-all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.
]]> Jokes saif http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/1910-why-do-you-love-me.html Black and White - Marathi Joke http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/1905-black-white-marathi-joke.html Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:24:31 GMT जुनं ते...

 शिक्षक : पृथ्वीतलावरचा सगळ्यात जुना प्राणी कोणता?
विद्यार्थी : झेब्रा! तो अजूनही ब्लॅक अॅण्ड व्हाइट असतो. :)
शिक्षक : @-)@-)@-) ]]> Jokes Saurabh http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/1905-black-white-marathi-joke.html Alchol Is Not My Vodkabulary http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/1860-alchol-not-my-vodkabulary.html Sun, 15 Jan 2012 17:21:28 GMT Alchol Is Not My Vodkabulary... Image: http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/8536/words4mheartcom15012012.jpg
Alchol Is Not My Vodkabulary...

]]> Jokes bunty http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/1860-alchol-not-my-vodkabulary.html New Year Facebook Status Messages http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/1828-new-year-facebook-status-messages.html Fri, 30 Dec 2011 20:46:39 GMT
Facebook Status Updates for the New Year !!!



"Another fresh new year is here... Another year to live!
To banish worry, doubt, and fear, To love and laugh and give!"
]]> Jokes ajnabi http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/1828-new-year-facebook-status-messages.html Assal Puneri Marathi Manus !!! http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/1787-assal-puneri-marathi-manus.html Mon, 05 Dec 2011 19:27:35 GMT Assal Punekar !! Punyat navin aalela marathi manus - ShanivarWada kuthe yeto sangta ka? Assal punekar - ShanivarWada kuthehi yet nasto. Aplyalach tithe jave lagte. Assal Punekar !!

Punyat navin aalela marathi manus -
ShanivarWada kuthe yeto sangta ka?

Assal punekar - ShanivarWada kuthehi yet nasto.
Aplyalach tithe jave lagte. ]]> Jokes Saurabh http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/1787-assal-puneri-marathi-manus.html What is Facebook ? http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/1785-what-facebook.html Sat, 03 Dec 2011 19:35:04 GMT What Is FACEBOOK ?

Its A Place Where Boy Posts Joke, Gets No Response...
And If Girl Posts The Same Joke,
She Gets 150 Likes, 300 Comments & 60 Friends Requests.. :P ]]> Jokes abhinav http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/1785-what-facebook.html Yeh Pyar Kab Hota Hai ??? http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/1780-yeh-pyar-kab-hota-hai.html Sun, 27 Nov 2011 13:43:04 GMT Yeh Pyar Kab Hota Hai ??? Image: http://i10.tinypic.com/66b5ycz.gif Jab time kharab chal raha ho, Rahu, Ketu aur Shani ki dasa kharab ho, Apka Mangal kamzor ho, aur Bhagwan maze lene k Mood mein ho !!! :D:D:D
Yeh Pyar Kab Hota Hai ???



Jab time kharab chal raha ho,
Rahu, Ketu aur Shani ki dasa kharab ho,
Apka Mangal kamzor ho,
aur Bhagwan maze lene k Mood mein ho !!!

:D:D:D

]]> Jokes ankita http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/1780-yeh-pyar-kab-hota-hai.html Funny Misunderstanding !!! http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/1763-funny-misunderstanding.html Thu, 17 Nov 2011 08:51:43 GMT
Funny Misunderstanding !!!



A man was in a candle light dinner with his wife celebrating, his 10th
anniversary, one night ..

After a long silence, he said, ''I love you.''

She said, ''Is that you or the vodka talking?''

He replied, ''Its me...............
talking to the vodka!
]]> Jokes bunty http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/1763-funny-misunderstanding.html Santa - Banta... Mega Collection of Jokes http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/1694-santa-banta-mega-collection-jokes.html Sat, 24 Sep 2011 12:04:38 GMT Are You an Idiot ??? Image: http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/4366/words4mheartcom24092011.gif *Santa calls White House and says: *I want to be the next President of the USA. *Obama:* Are you an idiot? *Santa:* Why? Is it compulsory?... @-)@-)@-)
Are You an Idiot ???


Santa calls White House and says: I want to be the next President of the USA.

Obama: Are you an idiot?

Santa: Why? Is it compulsory?... @-)@-)@-)
]]> Jokes impandey http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/1694-santa-banta-mega-collection-jokes.html Har ek BOSS zaruri hota hai! http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/1688-har-ek-boss-zaruri-hota-hai.html Wed, 21 Sep 2011 17:04:17 GMT Chai k Liye jaise Toast hota hai, Waise har ek BOSS zaruri hota hai! Koi friday evening review par bulaye Koi Saturday ko office bulaye Ek tere idea ko apna bataye, Aur Ek tera target har month badhaye, Koi nature se cool, koi toofani hota hai, Par har ek boss zaruri hota hai! Ek ghadi ghadi review karee, par kabhi kabhi advice de ;Ek kabhi kabhi review kare, aur ghadi ghadi advice de;Koi Gyan ka ghoomta phirta satellite, Koi din raat rakhe team ko tight; Koi welcomed hai, koi forced hota hai Par har ek boss zaruri hota hai Koi bossy boss,koi friendly boss, Koi Data crazy excel boss, Koi Moody boss, koi gloomy boss, Early morning office aane wala Boss, Koi late night jaane wala Boss, Koi promote na kare aur appraisal me tarsaye, Koi good suggestion ko bhi thukhraye, Koi best friend aur, koi aloof hota hai, Par har ek boss Zaruri hota hai !!! Chai k Liye jaise Toast hota hai,Waise har ek BOSS zaruri hota hai! Chai k Liye jaise Toast hota hai,
Waise har ek BOSS zaruri hota hai!

Koi friday evening review par bulaye
Koi Saturday ko office bulaye
Ek tere idea ko apna bataye,
Aur Ek tera target har month badhaye,
Koi nature se cool, koi toofani hota hai,
Par har ek boss zaruri hota hai!

Ek ghadi ghadi review karee,
par kabhi kabhi advice de ;Ek kabhi kabhi review kare,
aur ghadi ghadi advice de;Koi Gyan ka ghoomta phirta satellite,
Koi din raat rakhe team ko tight;
Koi welcomed hai, koi forced hota hai
Par har ek boss zaruri hota hai

Koi bossy boss,koi friendly boss,
Koi Data crazy excel boss,
Koi Moody boss, koi gloomy boss,
Early morning office aane wala Boss,
Koi late night jaane wala Boss,
Koi promote na kare aur appraisal me tarsaye,
Koi good suggestion ko bhi thukhraye,
Koi best friend aur, koi aloof hota hai,
Par har ek boss Zaruri hota hai !!!

Chai k Liye jaise Toast hota hai,Waise har ek BOSS zaruri hota hai! ]]> Jokes coolgirl http://www.words4mheart.com/jokes/1688-har-ek-boss-zaruri-hota-hai.html